I WANT THE WIBBLY WOBBLY CHESS SET
Sometimes our hearts get ripped apart at the seams. Luckily, time heals all wounds. Carved out of various woods, these heart pendants are filled with old watch parts. Sold on Etsy.
Edward Molyneux, 1935
The Kyoto Costume Institute
If you’re reading this, you’ve been drafted to participate in the TUMBLR FANFIC WAR declared RIGHT NOW by your friendly neighborhood fanfiction overlords.
WARNING: All who dare accept the challenge will be subject to copious amounts of CHARACTER FEELINGS, supplemented thereafter by a healthy dose of CREATIVE ACCOMPLISHMENT. Play at your own risk.
RULES: By reblogging this, you’ll be ranked as a level one GRAMMAR GRUNT and will open your inbox to ANY AND ALL PROMPTS your followers are willing to hurl your way. You can either duck and cover, or face the grenades head-on. Anything goes. The only goal you have is to SURVIVE, and to do that you need to WRITE.
WELCOME TO BATTLE, SOLDIER.
I AM OFFICIALLY PLUS SIZE!!!!!!1!11!
(like barely but whatever)
No, that’s not sarcasm.
Yes I am serious.
I’ve always been ‘big boned’ but even after beating ‘underweight’ as a teenager my shoulders have always been way (waaaaaay) wider than my hips could offset and I’ve never felt I looked quite right. Now I look in the mirror and I finally finally finally finally look like a woman and I am so goddamn happy I am legit crying.
Yes, I might be a lil bit drunk. I was celebrating!
So to my half-sister, who used to tell me I look like a monkey, and to my mom who told my husband and-I-quote “well, she’s never going to win any beauty contests…” I love you both but you can suck it because I feel gorgeous tonight!
I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless
WE ARE GETTING THIS WOMAN A PONY GODDAMNIT
I’LL GET THE CALL OUT, PEOPLE MUST GET THIS HORSE. IT MUST BE MAJESTIC. AND SASSY WITH A BOW.
Do you have the time and resources to properly care for a horse? Sorry sorry I’m only asking cause- how do you go fifteen years (you look 30ish is that close?) without even seeing a picture of a horse? You must be in the deep city? But not even a picture? That’s awful!
I hope you both get your horse and can take care of it.
I T TURNED OUT SO GREAT WOW BREE
I ship it
who doesnt tho
Friendship Lesson Secure. Happy Wriggling Day Karkat.
One of my entries for the homestuck design contest
dunno about you guys, but I’d like this on a shirt ;-)
entry yes but DID YOU ACTUALLY ENTER IT AND CAN WE VOTE IT IN YES?
some general boob-having problems
THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING